Monday, July 02, 2007

ahh. running is nice. i just dont like stadiums horrid boring places that seem to sap your energy. cant 2.4runs be outside somewhere? like perhaps the reservoir would be kinda cool, seeing that its so close to our school anyway.

i could feel the fats burning away with the perspiration.


alright: lame time.

ROAD SAFETY STORY:
once upon a time, on some random screwed up street, there were 2 oddly coloured houses- RED house and GREEN house. RED girl lived in RED house, and GREEN man lived in GREEN house. (yeah i know, imaginative names)

so on this oh-so-fine day, RED girl decided to bake a cake, but ran out of sugar. since this is a screwed up street, there were only 2 houses there. thus, she decided to cross the street from her house to borrow some sugar from GREEN man. however, unbeknownst to her, GREEN man was taking a shower ... ...

doorbell: DINGDONG!!!
RED girl: helloooo? is anyone there? can i borrow some sugar?
(GREEN man gets out of shower/wraps a towel around himself)
GREEN man: hold on a moment!
(GREEN man opens the door, and his towel gets caught on the doorhandle, and drops to the ground)
RED girl: yikes! thats disgusting! you're naked!!!
(RED girl runs across the street, trying to escape into her house)
BANG! she gets knocked down by a car.


moral of the story: " never cross the road ... ... when the green man is flashing" =D




















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